Don't expect ivy-covered walls or a football team. Trump University will consist of online courses, CD-ROMS, consulting services and Learning Annex-type seminars.
Also, dear old Dartmouth will be sharing a faculty member with this extremely shitty sounding new institution (John Vogel, adjunct professor of business administration and associate faculty director of the Allwin Initiative for Corporate Citizenship at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth). First hufu, now this. Tuck loses prestige by the day.