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Friday, March 02, 2007

14 Comments:

At 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what they say about those who live in glass houses. . .

I remember when the DFP published "Jane's Story" - an account that was later proven false. We never did see an apology from that . . .

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger Andrew Seal said...

Hey dumbass, I didn't write this post, first off, and secondly, I had no editorial input four years ago when it was published.

 
At 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 10:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo!

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger connor said...

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At 1:52 PM, Blogger Tim Dreisbach '71 said...

No one looks more immature in this thread than Connor himself, from the initial post on through. Foul language and name calling serves no purpose and gains no credibility.

And Andrew, who I have actually defended to others, does no better calling people "dumbass". Guess I will no longer waste any time here and look elsewhere for the thoughts of Dartmouth students.

 
At 10:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 10:41 PM, Blogger Andrew Seal said...

Actually, i deleted it because when i first read it, i felt it just went too far. then, i read it again and realized that a) connor's probably self-confident to realize what an absolute load of shit this is and b) you come off much worse than he does.

 
At 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole thread is really nasty and really sucks, take it down.

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger connor said...

counterpoint: i think it rules

between dreisbach's whining and "How dare you delete this post you little fairy." i think this could be the genesis of a classic.

 
At 11:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dare you delete this post you little fairy. All you do on this blog is whine and bitch and when one comment comes up and pops you between the eyes you go cry and delete it.

I will do you the favor again Connor Sheph3rd, because you deserve it you little shit-stain. Seal, you take notice too.

Connor Sheph3rd,

For the sake of dear old Dartmouth, the lone pine above us, and a great GOD around us- please please please kill yourself. You vomit up opinions that no one holds and have a personality that no one likes. Your very being has been a general waste of life. In the four years that you have pissed down the toilet here at Dartmouth College, Connor Sheph3rd ’07, you were mentioned in the Daily D (arguably the most complete documentation of campus life) a whopping 5 times. Congrats Connor! The most valuable contribution you made to campus during your entire tenure was your insight in a leaf-peeper article in which you brilliantly noticed that ‘the leaves on trees don’t turn colors’ back in your hometown of Dumfuck, Texas. Impressive, Connor. While other students achieve greatness with the legacy they have been given, you sit around and suck your penis (which is a much better use of your mouth than talking).

Connor Sheph3rd ’07, you are a ripe, puss-filled zit on the hairy ass of Dartmouth. It’s time you got popped. While desperately trying to keep a strait face as he read your college application, Karl Furstenberg must have thought to himself, as this is the only explanation for why you are here, “What the hell, why not admit this pretentious asshole-hick from Texas? We could all use a few laughs!!” Karl’s experiment was a failure. You are a failure. Other, less fortunate kids would have jumped at the chance to fill your spot. Everyone else would jump at the prospect of letting them. Hell, I’d bet there were a few retards down in West Leb who could offer more interesting commentary on campus issues than you.

By the looks of your letter to The Review back in ’03 (here: http://www.dartreview.com/archives/2003/10/08/letters_to_the_editor.php) in which you said that you “completely forgot how to relate to black people” neither your intelligence or writing have improved in 4 years' time. Connor, you really are a cancer on this institution; I hope you’re not terminal.

Enjoy the rest of your life, Connor Sheph3rd, no one else will.

 
At 7:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does Connor Shepherd '07 keep altering the spelling of his name. It's as if he is trying to hide all this from future employers...

 
At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Connor Shepherd:

I am not the person who wrote that long post about you that you keep taking down. Having said that, I want you to know, in no uncertain terms, that no one at Dartmouth likes you. Unlike, say, Andrew Seal or other people who are similarly affiliated as you, Dartmouth as a whole is glad to see you go. I'm sure you've suspected this for a while (but perhaps denied it to yourself), but you have no friends or supporters here. When you leave Hanover to do whatever it is that your education allows you, don't ever look back, let alone come back. We hate you, and I want that fact to be perfectly clear. Everyone is a piece of shit, but you are much worse. Given the ugly choice between you two, I, like just about everyone else, would contain my gag reflex and choose Nate - he's the less smelly of two pieces of shit. Your opinions are stupid and your writing has made it so I no longer need to pull my trigger to puke. You, Connor Shepherd, have contributed nothing to this College. There are many gems of the '07 class who I am sad to see leave, but you are not one of them. I'm glad that it only took four years for you to graduate, and I hope that, from your example, the admissions office has developed a more sophisticated system to weed out people who should never have been admitted in the first place.

Goodbye, Connor Shepherd, and think twice before you feel nostalgic about Dartmouth as that institution that loves you, because it (and its people) have no such sentiment.

-Dartmouth College

 

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