tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post113353456544375296..comments2024-01-02T17:48:07.739-05:00Comments on The Little Green Blog: More on Bad Sex (Writing)Nathan Bruschihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01335558831525808820noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-1133681112754162882005-12-04T02:25:00.000-05:002005-12-04T02:25:00.000-05:00hmm, you know you might be on to something. i was...hmm, you know you might be on to something. i was just thinking more along the lines of intentionality, like "here i go rubbing your clitoris with my nose!" you gotta admit that's pretty comical.connorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14458614518276079253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-1133559964189453772005-12-02T16:46:00.000-05:002005-12-02T16:46:00.000-05:00number one, my favorite was this one"We began to c...number one, my favorite was this one<BR/><BR/>"We began to climb peaks and fall off them. We did old things in new ways. And new things in old ways. At times like these we were the work of surrealist masters. Any body part could be joined to any body part. And it would result in a masterpiece. Toe and tongue. Nipple and penis. Finger and the bud. Armpit and mouth. <B>Nose and clitoris.</B> Clavicle and gluteus maximus. Mons veneris and phallus indica."<BR/><BR/>and because you're too much of a nance to post the whole winner here it is<BR/><BR/>"And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he'd ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."<BR/><BR/>i actually didn't think the updike was that bad, it's just twisted. the brando one was waaaay worse than the one that won.connorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14458614518276079253noreply@blogger.com