tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post5146666080410309505..comments2024-01-02T17:48:07.739-05:00Comments on The Little Green Blog: McCain Calls for Gonzales to ResignNathan Bruschihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01335558831525808820noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-41012865095636570772007-04-27T12:33:00.000-04:002007-04-27T12:33:00.000-04:00"yo man i was being 'ironical.' the point is that ..."yo man i was being 'ironical.' the point is that your response was fucking lame. it was also funny because you just played right into the whole set up."<BR/><BR/>Nah, dude, I'm eight times more ironical than you. I've irony in my lymph nodes, seeping out my pores, stinking up the room. You just walked into my trap.<BR/><BR/>...hahaha, I'm just kidding. All this was a big joke, hahaha. Morgan, welcome to THE LITTLE GREEN BLOG.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-37518905118128059282007-04-27T09:09:00.000-04:002007-04-27T09:09:00.000-04:00So apparently this blog is like some kind of frat,...So apparently this blog is like some kind of frat, with a mandatory pledge term that involves hazing from the readers. I don't know, I just think it's really funny that as soon as a new poster is announced, everyone feels the need to be as vicious to him/her as possible.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-77590472377696848022007-04-27T03:58:00.000-04:002007-04-27T03:58:00.000-04:00also..."hahahahaha...welcome to lgb morgan. you di...also...<BR/><BR/>"hahahahaha...<BR/><BR/>welcome to lgb morgan. you didn't actually think LIBERALS read this blog, did you?"<BR/><BR/>nice touch. you really taught me a lesson.Morgan Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976590434658743372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-29619916563541853352007-04-27T03:53:00.000-04:002007-04-27T03:53:00.000-04:00"As for a Roman candle, it's a kind of fireworks. ..."As for a Roman candle, it's a kind of fireworks. Fireworks, as in bursting anger, though on a small scale and kind of pathetic. A simile. Lots of times, similes don't have to be explained, the readers kind of figure them out."<BR/><BR/>yo man i was being "ironical." the point is that your response was fucking lame. it was also funny because you just played right into the whole set up.Morgan Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976590434658743372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-63037137523505073962007-04-27T01:48:00.000-04:002007-04-27T01:48:00.000-04:00hahahahaha...welcome to lgb morgan. you didn't act...hahahahaha...<BR/><BR/>welcome to lgb morgan. you didn't actually think LIBERALS read this blog, did you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-86437199717328588762007-04-27T01:31:00.000-04:002007-04-27T01:31:00.000-04:00Seal: "If I keep you going, you may end up saying ...Seal: "If I keep you going, you may end up saying something amusing, so please, finish the story."<BR/><BR/>Me: Dude, it's choose your own adventure. You chose to say, essentially, "That's not funny," a response which in its weakness and obviousness is funny for reasons you didn't intend.<BR/><BR/>Morgan: "Yeah...I'd respond, but I'm not sure I understand what it means to go off 'like a roman candle.'"<BR/><BR/>Me: That WAS a response, you dolt. Pretty obvious. Maybe you thought of that soon after you submitted this in one of your trademark fits of rage. "Oh, shit!"<BR/><BR/>As for a Roman candle, it's a kind of fireworks. Fireworks, as in bursting anger, though on a small scale and kind of pathetic. A simile. Lots of times, similes don't have to be explained, the readers kind of figure them out.<BR/><BR/>Morgan: "I'm guessing that's [an] insult right?"<BR/><BR/>Me: Yeah! You got it, buddy. You're keeping up.<BR/><BR/>Morgan: "you really saved face with that one"<BR/><BR/>Me: I don't have a face to save, being anonymous. I'm trying to mock the hell out of you, s pretty easy task so far. Hey, welcome to the blog, motherfucker! Considering how sensitive you are, I'd give you about a week before you begin foaming at the mouth with madness and rage.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-21774636366986233722007-04-27T00:58:00.000-04:002007-04-27T00:58:00.000-04:00also, nice job with the whole skit between me and ...also, nice job with the whole skit between me and seal<BR/><BR/>you really saved face with that oneMorgan Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976590434658743372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-46202194734883579052007-04-27T00:52:00.000-04:002007-04-27T00:52:00.000-04:00Yeah...I'd respond, but I'm not sure I understand ...Yeah...I'd respond, but I'm not sure I understand what it means to go off "like a roman candle."<BR/><BR/>I'm guessing that's insult right?Morgan Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976590434658743372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-87752540610852238542007-04-27T00:41:00.000-04:002007-04-27T00:41:00.000-04:00If I keep you going, you may end up saying somethi...If I keep you going, you may end up saying something amusing, so please, finish the story.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10819056627072965519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-53227359624293825932007-04-27T00:13:00.000-04:002007-04-27T00:13:00.000-04:00Morgan: Hey, Seal, could you do me one? There was ...Morgan: Hey, Seal, could you do me one? There was this comment on the blog that basically criticized me for responding to small challenges to my ego. So, I don't want to respond to it. On the other hand, if no one responds, I'm really gonna look like a bitch. So could you fire back for me?<BR/><BR/>Seal: Yah, sure!!! I'm sweet at that.<BR/><BR/>[five minutes later]<BR/><BR/>Morgan (spits out drink): Whoa, WTF??? That come-back sucked. Now what am I gonna do?<BR/><BR/>(to be continued...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-5832663473384989942007-04-27T00:07:00.000-04:002007-04-27T00:07:00.000-04:00Peter Chen reads LGB now?Peter Chen reads LGB now?Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10819056627072965519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-16275217815791867962007-04-27T00:01:00.000-04:002007-04-27T00:01:00.000-04:00No way, dude. I much prefer calling you petty, thi...No way, dude. I much prefer calling you petty, thin-skinned fool who goes off like Roman candle at the smallest challenge to your ego from behind the curtain of anonymity.<BR/><BR/>Your turn, "motherfucker"!<BR/><BR/>Be the big man, Morgan, and don't dignify this invective with a response. You'll look less like a self-absorbed prick, though only marginally.<BR/><BR/>(Oh shit, can you stand it? "He said what to me?" Fume, fume...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-29339477809916161082007-04-26T17:15:00.000-04:002007-04-26T17:15:00.000-04:00"what a self-aware and ironical young man," he say..."what a self-aware and ironical young man," he says! what a smug douche bag who revels in the anonymity of the internet. <BR/><BR/>go forth! be bold! let your rapier wit and scrupulous grammar be your face to the world!Morgan Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976590434658743372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-49930072933516665402007-04-26T17:06:00.000-04:002007-04-26T17:06:00.000-04:00"motherfucker," he says! What a badass.Also, what ..."motherfucker," he says! What a badass.<BR/><BR/>Also, what a self-aware and ironical young man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-31515647685001783632007-04-26T16:46:00.000-04:002007-04-26T16:46:00.000-04:00facebook me motherfuckerfacebook me motherfuckerMorgan Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976590434658743372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10384575.post-47463799497255213022007-04-26T16:44:00.000-04:002007-04-26T16:44:00.000-04:00Morgan Cohen? Who are you?Morgan Cohen? Who are you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com