August 19, 2010

Mark Zuckerberg is an asshole, thief, threat to privacy, richer than you

I don't know if it's the incandescent lights, Ivy League intrigue, or just the awesome acoustic Radio Head choral sound track, but I've had this trailer in my head for the last few days:

As a movie, I have no idea how it will turn out aside from the fact that Jesse Eisenberg was awesome in both Zombieland and Adventureland and therefore I trust him to be a good Zuckerberg. As terrifying as Facebook has become -- it now wants to know your exact location and has aspirations beyond Google's biggest anti-privacy wet dream -- all the shit about Zuckerberg being a massive tit is so much more interesting.

Be sure to also check out these funny parodies of the trailer above for twitter, youtube, and ebay after the jump.


  1. Anonymous10:23 PM

    Zuckerberg is a back stabbing piece of shit. He stole the Twins idea and claimed it as his own. I wish Facebook would fail as karma to that piece of shit, traitor. Facebook users are sheep.

  2. Anonymous8:58 PM

    Zuckerberg really does seem like a total asshole and a thief. That will be his legacy. Zuckerberg's Chinese girlfriend is a real dog

  3. Anonymous9:47 PM

    It is curious how the masses treat people like this, for example Bill Gates started his empire upon a fraud or idea robbery, and more recently this guy Zuckerberg did the same and now is the youngest billonaire in the planet, so it seems that in this world, the more bad guy you are, the more successful you are. Anyway, he can have all the billions in the world, but he will never be able to clean his name or do something so marvelous for everyone, bringing so much welfare to the world that everyone should be forced to say: "We were mistaken for thinking so bad about this guy". Just a thought.