August 13, 2006

Studentfucker Wins Primary, Continues to Fuck Student (Pictured)

Thanks, The Dartmouth!

I wonder what Paul Heintz is doing right now. One last strip, Paul. Just one more.


  1. Good grief, I don't know if this guy has had sex with students or not, but you Google his name and you find all sorts of things - being fired from the school paper for having a ghostwriter do a cartoon, being the subject of a controversy with a reporter covering rugby, having his student government campaign "suspended" for violations.

    Sounds like a winner.

  2. rwa, you might be confused--paul heintz is not the person in the picture, but I would say that it is nevertheless likely that he has had sex with [other college] students. However, he is not to be confused with Jeff Smith, who is the aforementioned studentfucker in question.

  3. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Is the student pictured or only the studentfucker?

  4. Anonymous7:48 PM


    Back off, who cares? Go be terrible in your own business.