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>Date: Mon, 7 Jun 2010
>Subject: 10LastChances.com: You have a match!
Hi Xx X. Xx,
You have a match from 10LastChances.com!
Zz Z. Zz wants to get to know you better!
Send a blitz. Be forward. Who gives a fuck? It's senior week. Only 6 more nights until graduation... get busy.
Zz Z. Zz has also been sent a blitz alerting them of the match. The awkwardness has been taken care of for you. Enjoy!
June 7, 2010
Even though classes may be over, 10LastChances.com is still giving us some final assignments. So blitz your buddy and form a, uh, study group. Just make sure to use up your remaining topside on necessary, um, school supplies.
Posted by Nathan Bruschi at 1:38 PM