Complaints with today's D

This whole issue just sucks. From an awkward but still way-too-flattering front-page intro for J.C. Watts, one of the fakest politicians around ("Thrilling the audience like a football player, philosophizing like a preacher and gesticulating like a politician"), to Steph's latest slaver (not link-worthy; I couldn't force myself to read more than half of it this time), to the various mechanical errors throughout ("Alumni model held" [p. 5], three missing paragraph indentions [p. 5]), to Lindsay Barnes' conclusion that the worn-out classic rock at Phi Delt, let alone anything at Phi Delt, is "A-" cool, to the proliferation of the word "sweet" in the Mirror ([1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8]), to the vacuous, self-congratulatory note from the new editor of the Mirror....Fuck, I give up.