Well, Shit

So Alito got sworn in. That sucks. Moreover, it sucks ass.

However, I have been sick recently, and I haven't been sleeping much. So I'm in no mood to dwell on shit that pisses me off. Therefore, I'm going to list the things I love about America, before they go away.

1) Rap music.
2) Scott Glabe.
3) Hipsters. Ha ha! Those wacky kids!

That's about it, boys and girls! We're all fucked!