i thought it was obvious- conservatives are happier because, freed from the burden of actually giving a shit about the less fortunate, they are free to think about race cars or whatever. pretending that it's because of pessimism or some bullshit like that just obscures the actual issue.vroom!
Yep, oblivious materialism—the Conservative Cure™!
Connor's right now. Life's a lot easier when you can just flip the channel.