February 16, 2006

It can't be

Director considering Paris Hilton for the role of Mother Teresa in upcoming biopic.

As a Catholic, I applaud this decision. God may very well be able to touch this sinful socialite through this role. After all, He's the only male in the universe who hasn't.

3 comments:

  1. you fucked paris hilton?

    did BMC?

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  2. Anonymous10:11 PM

    christopher hitchens is going to shit a brick over this.

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  3. Actually, I heard Hitchens suggested her for the role.

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