December 15, 2005

"For the man who has everything"

For her 17th wedding anniversay Jeanette Yarborough wanted to do something special for her husband. In addition to planning a hotel getaway for the weekend, Ms. Yarborough paid a surgeon $5,000 to reattach her hymen, making her appear to be a virgin again.

"It's the ultimate gift for the man who has everything," says Ms. Yarborough...
This really doesn't help me out with my Christmas shopping.

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1 comment:

  1. And from the woman who has nothing. . . no sense, no smarts, no dignity. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.