Princeton tied the record for fewest points scored in a Division I NCAA basketball game (since the 3-point line) with 21. That's not many.
I went to a Catholic middle school and played guard on the team. We were so bad, our coach said the rosary on the sidelines in hopes that we wouldn't cause the Virgin Mary to revoke our school's charter based on our basketball suckitude. (The BVM is a huge Celtics fan, by the way.)
We scored, on average, 24 points a game.