December 14, 2005

Hi, I'm Mr. Hetero. Can I buy you a drink?

We're Taking It Back: a contest to find the straightest man in Massachussetts. Says organizer Tom Crouse, "We’re just looking for tolerance for heterosexuals."

Contests will include: "how many Oprah magazines you can tear at once and a sixty second dissertation on the uses of duct tape." And there's merchandise:

(from Pandagon)

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