December 6, 2005

"Hey Dubya, Your Brother's So Fat, He Pulled an Entire Election Out of His Ass"

That's not actually what Fidel Castro said, but he did call Jebby "the fat little brother in Florida" in a speech at the University of Havana. He continued
"Forgive me for using the term 'fat little brother.' It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health."

That's a double chin that would frighten even a hurricane.

And Castro should know about health--he's lived longer than God, at this point.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Oh, that Castro, what a card! Whether he's running the press, jailing dissidents, or just having 'em plain-old shot, you can always count on him for a witty rejoinder.

    I'm sure the audience--professors, students--ate it up, too--they'd be punished if they didn't! LOL!!!!!

    Great post, Seal.