October 6, 2005

Oh, Thank God

White House denies claims that Bush told Palestinians that he was on a mission from God.

Bush is supposed to have said, "I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan. And I did, and then God would tell me, George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq... And I did.

"And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East. And by God I'm gonna do it."

God similarly denies claims that he told Bush anything of the sort.

He also denies claims that he had anything to do with last night's Red Sox loss. "That Graffanino fucker botched that all on his own," he said.

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