Do you ever feel inspired by God while playing miniature golf?
No?
Well, you could go here, to Golgotha Biblical Mini-Golf, where golfers used to be able to get 18 holes in while sharing in Christ's Passion (that fucking windmill thing would have pissed Jesus off too).
Unfortunately, it's closed now, but you can still go here, to Lexington, where "there are 18 holes inspired by the Old Testament, 18 based on the New Testament and 18 based on biblical miracles. There used to be a tape loop of a woman singing "He's Alive!" as you tee off in Christ's Tomb, but now they just pipe in Christian rock music."
I just would like to point out that these are both located in Kentucky. That is all.
(via metafilter)
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