November 27, 2005

The ACLU is Gully

"A 14-year-old rapper who was arrested and then suspended for two years by The Riverside Beaver County School District in Pennsylvania for posting his battle raps on the internet has been awarded a $90,000 settlement over his expulsion from school."

"Latour, who said he considers Eminem, Necro and D-Block as his main influences, said he hails from a small town where people don’t understand Hip-Hop music."

I don't know whether or not I can support this. Homey is obviously not guilty of any wrongdoing under American law, but he is really bad at rapping and he uses synth-trumpets like a motherfucker.

I don't know if a school can reasonably be expected to educate someone who considers Eminem, Necro and D-Block his main influences. This kid is one step away from facepaint and a Faygo Cola. Expel him.

2 comments:

  1. Reminds me of this

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31247

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  2. haha nice
    personally i like this one
    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/8/4antoniadis.html

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